Thirsty University

Friends leavin’ hometown –
off to parts unknown.
College is a callin’ –
leaving me all alone.
Folks come up and ask,
“Where you headed, son?”
I tell ‘em “Thirsty University”
where I’ll graduate in fun.

Lager and Pilsner –
Brown Ale and some Stout.
Dark ones, light ones –
I-P-A’s knock you out!
Gotta start in the morning
to drink all day.
Stumblin’ through my classes,
goin’ to get an “A!”

(Refrain)
Thirsty University.
Drinkin’ lotsa beer.
Crammin’ for a pop quiz –
with a bottle full of cheer.
Thirsty University.
Homework every night.
Get a P-H-D in alcohol –
my future’s lookin’ bright.

Higher education
is where I want to be.
A school that makes
everything easy, you see.
Might take years of study,
that’s alright with me.
Washin’ down all that knowledge
while getting my degree.

(refrain)

(mid 8)
Few go to college to be
doctors and engineers.
Some have to find themselves
before they start their own careers.
Do what you love to do –
that works for me.
Sippin’ suds with my buds
at Thirsty University.

(refrain)

Higher education –
always a celebration.
Getting’ me an “A.”
Every day’s a Saturday
Never skip a class.
Don’t have to study
just to raise a glass.
Thirsty University.
Homework every night.
Get a P-H-D in alcohol –
my future’s lookin’ bright.

See you in class...