"UFO"

[Verse 1]

I was beamed-up into Its ship
It jabbed a needle in my hip
The Creature came from Outer Space
It stared into my frightened face

[Chorus]
UFO, UFO, AAAGGGHHH! Let me go!
UFO, UFO, AAAGGGHHH! Let me go!
UFO, UFO, I don't dig this astral show
UFO, UFO, AAAGGGHHH! Let me go!

[Verse 2]

I felt helpless and "The Scare!"
Laser probes were in my hair
Small and blue; Its eyes were big
I squirmed around like a guinea pig

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

I'm treated like an animal that has no sense of feeling
Cut-up; and kicked around like a piece of dirty trash
I'm thinking about dogs and cats, and dead laboratory rats
I guess the Creature makes Itself a nice wad of bloody cash

[Chorus 2 times]