Who Was It?
Simply Sarah has a pair of talking birds
She calls them, they speak lots of filthy words
Not a inkling of “Polly want a cracker.”
Who put the pork into the beans?

Tea tree, bless me, an oil made to be clean.
Smells lean like everyone and everything should preen.
Who was it? Who put the pork into the beans?

Big Dave forgets to save the menu to the disk.
Next day he gave a rave with pork instead of fish.
No food, no money, no clothing either.
Who put the pork into the beans?

Who left the stove on to make this water turn to steam?
It wasn’t me, was it Charlene?
Who was it? Who put the pork into the beans?
(Music Break)

Peppermint, bottled and spent, a sweet scent sensation.
Linda loves the liquid glint of this amber glow creation.
Who was it? Who put the pork into the beans?

Big Dave forgets to save the menu to the disk.
Next day he gave a rave with pork instead of fish.
No food, no money, no clothing either.
Who put the pork into the beans?

Who left the stove on to make this water turn to steam?
It wasn’t me, was it Charlene?
Who was it? Who put the pork into the beans?